Wow! there's all kinds of insurance for all kinds of things, but this one is pretty special. I mean, sure, celebrities or spot stars get various parts of their bodies insured, like KISS member Gene Simmons and his tongue or football star Troy Polamalu and his hair, but what about protecting yourself should you get abducted by aliens? Yes, this is possible apparently.Not only that but you can get an added endorsement that protects you if you were to be impregnated by an alien during an abduction, also available for men since alien technology may prove this possible.
Of course, with a payout of $1.00 per year for your lifetime or one million years, whichever comes first, the odds are that this insurance is just a gag. Besides, you'd have to have un-refuted proof that aliens had actually abducted you, so that may be tough. And, by the way,
BlueCircle can cover you for specialty things like UBER or AirBnB, but does not offer alien abduction insurance at this time. haha.
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| Getting 'beamed up' |
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| No, really, I can walk on my own... |
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| Where's the dreaded 'probe'? |
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